This year, I thought you might really get into the whole tearing of wrapping paper and mimic the frenzy that your siblings were sure to infect you with as they opened their presents. Instead, you were pretty ho-hum about the whole thing. Didn't care too much for the approved destruction of paper like most toddlers do. Didn't buy much into the hype of it all. Sorry we failed to impress you this year with our Christmas gift display. But I know one thing was a winner, the bag of popcorn Santa left in your stocking to fill up that long darn un-fillable thing!
Ok, sooooo what am I supposed to be like all excited about here?

Yes, I think this will do. It seems to fit. I would put it on for real, but I still haven't figured out this whole what arm goes in what hole thing. It's kind of complicated. Whatever.
Yes, Ok. Very good. It's a book.
Yeah, yeah. I like it. Not bad.
Just a minute. Let me reach over here and get some popcorn. Excuse me.
That's interesting, yeah. But god this popcorn is good.